Blame it on the weather, but I've been a bit out of it. Here's a little roundup of some news that still might be news to you:

-- Harvard gets a female President. And it only took 371 years!

-- An illegally parked California cop stopped a motorist, whipped out his dick, and ejaculated on her. She pressed charges. He admitted to the act. She took him to court.

Park's defense attorney